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1. They say 40 is the new 30. Please tell that to my knees. 2. Let's drink some Red, Red Wine. Cause UB40 now. 3. I regret to inform you, but your 30s have expired. 4. May the 40s be with you. 5. You're 40! Halfway between Diapers and Depends. 6. Congrats on turning 20 for the second time. 7. Damn you make 40 look good! 8.
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40 years old and still fabulous. Just don't forget to take your daily dose of Metamucil. You're 40 today, but don't worry, you're still young enough to make bad decisions. Just make sure you have good health insurance. Happy 40th birthday! May your day be filled with all the things you love, like wine, chocolate, and not having to share your food.
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At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment. — Benjamin Franklin. "Life begins at forty.". — Walter Pitkin. "Every birthday is a gift. Every day is a gift.". — Aretha Franklin. "Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.". — Sammy Hagar.
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The best Happy 40th Birthday sayings and quotes for writing in cards. From funny to sincere, heartfelt and inspiring, we've got the right message for your loved one on their big day.. Funny 40th Birthday Wishes. If your friend is turning 40, they definitely did silly things before the internet. So be sure to remind them of your funny.
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Here are some funny 40th birthday card sayings that should help get the ball rolling. List #1 Forty is the number of beginnings and endings. You are at the place where you can have a fresh start in life. Let it be a year filled with opportunities to grow wiser, stronger and happier.. #24 Today being your 40th birthday means that life has.
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Happy Birthday Ah, the fabulous 4-0! It's that magical age where we start wondering if we should invest in a collection of fancy canes and a lifetime supply of wrinkle cream. But fear not, for we're here to make the big 4-0 a riotous and joyous affair with our hilarious collection of 40th birthday wishes.
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"You're 40. In dog years, you're dead." Click to Tweet "Happy 40th! You have now reached the age where all compliments will be followed by 'for your age…''" Click to Tweet "Happy 40th birthday to someone whose aches and pains are now because of arthritis and not partying."
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6. "They say 40 is the new 30… so let's celebrate like it's your 29th birthday!". 7. "Hey, 40 may be the new milestone, but you still have many more birthdays to count!". 8. "40 is the perfect age to become a true 'life enthusiast'!". 9. "Cheers to 40 years of excellence, laughter, and unlimited pun potential!". 10.
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Happy birthday, dear! When I think about your 40th birthday, my first thought is how glad I am that you don't have any health problems because insurance might not cover them! In honor of your 40th birthday, I made you dinner. If it tastes as bad as it looks, I apologize. Happy Birthday!
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funny birthday quotes 40th 1. "Turning 40 is not old. If you're a tree." 2. "Life begins at 40, but so do those pesky gray hairs." 3. "Happy 20th anniversary of your 20th birthday!" 4. "Forty isn't old, if you're a tortoise." 5. "At 40, your idea of a wild night is staying up past 9 PM." 6.
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If you're celebrating your 40th birthday, you don't have to wait for other people to wish you a happy birthday. Snap a fabulous-at-40 birthday selfie and caption your own social shout out with some self-love. Hello four-oh! Aging gracefully. #40 I survived turning 40. Four decades on parade. 40 and smiling ear to ear. Today, I am fabulously 40.
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Happy birthday! Congratulations on four whole decades of being totally awesome. 40 years of experience, good times, happy memories, and wonderful friends. You've got so much to show for your time here on earth as you turn 40, and you've still got a lot more in store. Happy birthday, and many happy returns.
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74+ Funny 40th Birthday Quotes: Laughter, Wisdom, and Aging Gracefully Birthday Wishes Funniest 40th birthday quotes will tickle funny bone and keep the laughs coming all day. They say life begins at 40, and what better way to celebrate on this exciting milestone than with a hearty dose of laughter?
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#1 Copy " Nothing says a 40th birthday like a best friend whose breasts clap when they walk. " #2 Copy Happy 40th birthday, where your only source of pleasure from now on will be the Doctor's lubed finger fiddling your prostate every 2 years." #3 Copy " Happy 40th Birthday. You're still as beautiful as the day I married you.
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Here are 40 funny quotes to celebrate someone's 40th birthday: "At 40, your favorite form of exercise becomes napping." "Forty is the new 30, unless you're standing next to a 20-year-old." "Forty isn't old, if you're a tree." "Don't worry about turning 40, it's the new 39." "Turning 40? Congratulations, you're now officially a vintage model."